#1
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball.
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#2
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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#3
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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#4
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
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#5
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
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#6
Why did the basketball player bring a ladder?
Because the coach told him to shoot for the stars.
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#7
What's a golfer's favorite type of music?
Swing.
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#8
Why are baseball games at night?
Because bats sleep during the day.
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#9
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
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#10
What do you call a dinosaur that plays sports?
A try-ceratops.
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#11
Why do soccer players do well in school?
They use their heads.
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#12
What sport do waiters play?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
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#13
Why did the tennis player go to the art class?
To improve her strokes.
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#14
What did the bowling pins say to the ball?
Please spare me.
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#15
What do you call a bear that does marathons?
Teddy Runningham.
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#16
Why shouldn't you tell a joke while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up.
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#17
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Punch.
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#18
Why don't basketball players go on vacation?
They would get called for traveling.
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#19
What position does a ghost play in hockey?
Ghoul-ie.
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#20
Why did the stadium get so hot?
All the fans left.
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#21
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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#22
Why did the jogger go to the bank?
To check his running balance.
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#23
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
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#24
What's a baseball player's favorite type of music?
Swing.
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#25
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling.
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#26
Why did the swimmer cross the pool?
To get to the other side stroke.
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#27
What do you call a referee who works at a restaurant?
A foul cook.
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#28
Why is Cinderella bad at sports?
She has a pumpkin for a coach.
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#29
What's a skier's favorite type of candy?
Snowcaps.
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#30
What do you call a snowboarder with no friends?
A shredder with no cheddar.
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#31
Why did the gym close down?
It just wasn't working out.
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#32
What did the football say to the punter?
I get a kick out of you.
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#33
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
They dropped out of school.
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#34
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Namaste.
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#35
Why are fish never good tennis players?
They're afraid of the net.
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#36
What's the hardest thing about skydiving?
The ground.
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#37
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he made a hole in one.
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#38
What do you call a running back who works at a bank?
A quarter back who makes deposits.
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#39
What tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
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#40
Why do tennis players never get married?
Because love means nothing to them.
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#41
What do baseball players use to keep in touch?
They touch base.
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#42
Where do zombies play football?
On a fear-ld.
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#43
Why did the volleyball player bring string to the game?
So she could tie the score.
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#44
What's a cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
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#45
Why is yoga so popular?
Because it's a real stretch.
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#46
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
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#47
Why don't mountains ever get cold?
They wear snow caps.
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#48
What do you call a competitive bug?
A cricket.
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#49
What did the basketball player say to the ball?
You really bounced back from that.
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#50
Why is a baseball stadium the coolest place?
It's full of fans.
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