#1
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
A puddle.
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#2
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
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#3
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
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#4
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
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#5
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
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#6
What's the most popular fish in the ocean?
A starfish, because it's always in the spotlight.
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#7
Why do mushrooms get invited to parties?
Because they're fungis.
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#8
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey, bud.
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#9
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
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#10
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
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#11
Why did the river never get lost?
It always followed its current.
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#12
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
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#13
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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#14
What did the mountain say to the earthquake?
It's not my fault.
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#15
Why do mountains make great listeners?
They always peak your interest.
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#16
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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#17
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
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#18
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants.
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#19
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite.
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#20
What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
Wet.
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#21
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
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#22
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
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#23
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's too far to walk.
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#24
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
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#25
What's a mountain's favorite candy?
Snow caps.
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#26
What's a cactus's favorite movie genre?
Anything with a lot of prickly situations.
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#27
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling green.
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#28
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
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#29
How does the rain tie its shoes?
With a rainbow.
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#30
What kind of plant grows on your hand?
Palm tree.
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#31
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur in a forest?
A log.
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#32
Why did the sun break up with the cloud?
Because the cloud was always hanging around.
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#33
What's the wettest animal?
A rain-deer.
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#34
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car into a tree?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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#35
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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#36
What did the soil say to the rain?
Stop, you're making me muddy.
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#37
What kind of rocks do mountains like to eat?
Pumper-nickel.
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#38
What do you call a bear with no ear?
A b.
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#39
What's a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
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#40
Why did the oak tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim.
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#41
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
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#42
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
He wanted to grow a power plant.
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#43
What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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#44
What is a rock's favorite music?
Rock and roll.
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#45
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
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#46
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elemen-tree school.
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#47
What do you call a mushroom that buys everyone drinks?
A fungi to be around.
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#48
Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
Because it was being knotty.
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#49
What kind of flower grows between your nose and your chin?
Tu-lips.
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#50
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two's company, three's a cloud.
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