#1
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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#2
What do you call a teacher who never passes gas in public?
A private tutor.
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#3
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright.
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#4
What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?
Skydiving school.
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#5
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
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#6
What's a math teacher's favorite season?
Sum-mer.
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#7
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
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#8
What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?
A roamin' numeral.
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#9
Why did the students study in the airplane?
Because they wanted higher grades.
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#10
What's a pencil's favorite thing about school?
Sharpening up.
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#11
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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#12
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
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#13
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R, but it's actually the C.
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#14
Why did the geography teacher drown?
All of his grades were below C level.
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#15
What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
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#16
Why was the broom late for school?
It over-swept.
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#17
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
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#18
Why did the nose not want to go to school?
Because it was getting picked on.
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#19
What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra.
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#20
Why did the student do multiplication on the floor?
The teacher told him not to use tables.
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#21
What's the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
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#22
Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil.
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#23
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
A wise quacker.
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#24
Why did the pencil win the argument?
It had a good point.
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#25
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can count on me.
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#26
What has a spine but no bones?
A book.
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#27
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Hiss-tory.
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#28
Why was the geometry teacher late?
She took the rhombus.
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#29
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
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#30
Why did the clock get kicked out of class?
Because it was always tocking.
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#31
What do you call a happy pencil?
A 2B.
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#32
Why did the eraser go to school?
To correct its mistakes.
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#33
What did one book say to the other?
I just wanted to see if we're on the same page.
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#34
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur in class?
A dino-snore.
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#35
What's the fruitiest subject at school?
History, because it's full of dates.
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#36
Why did the student eat his math homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of pi.
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#37
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into class?
Why the long face?
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#38
What do you call a fake stone at school?
A sham-rock of knowledge.
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#39
Why did the kid bring a baseball bat to school?
Because the teacher told them to hit the books.
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#40
What did the science teacher say when he needed a day off?
I need to atom-ically recharge.
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#41
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
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#42
What's a computer's favorite subject?
Cyber-studies.
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#43
Why do magicians do well in school?
They're good at trick questions.
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#44
What did the English teacher say about the run-on sentence?
It just keeps going and going.
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#45
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
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#46
Why did the librarian slip and fall?
She was in the non-friction section.
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#47
What did the pen say to the pencil?
So what's your point?
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#48
What did the history teacher say about the joke?
That's ancient humor.
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#49
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S.
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#50
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
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