#1
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
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#2
Why did the musician get arrested?
Because he got caught in treble.
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#3
What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug.
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#4
What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music.
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#5
Why couldn't the string quartet find their instruments?
Someone had fiddle with them.
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#6
What makes music on your head?
A headband.
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#7
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
A moo-sician.
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#8
What's a golfer's favorite type of music?
Swing.
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#9
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear.
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#10
What rock band has four members but none of them can play?
Mount Rushmore.
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#11
What do you call a rapper's grandmother?
A Grammy.
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#12
Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
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#13
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-naaaa.
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#14
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
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#15
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering A minor.
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#16
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
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#17
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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#18
What do you call a singer who throws stuff?
Ariana Grande-throw.
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#19
What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
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#20
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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#21
What's an avocado's favorite kind of music?
Guac and roll.
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#22
Why did the music teacher go to the beach?
To catch some waves.
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#23
What did the drum say to the drummer on Valentine's Day?
My heart beats for you.
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#24
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur at a rock concert?
A dino-snorer in the mosh pit.
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#25
Why did the note go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling flat.
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#26
What do you call a singing laptop?
A-Dell.
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#27
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets — then he made a mix tape.
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#28
What type of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap.
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#29
What do you call a musician who just broke up?
A solo artist.
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#30
Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are inside.
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#31
What has a neck but no head?
A guitar.
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#32
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
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#33
What genre does a kitten play?
Meow-tal.
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#34
Why was the conductor always calm?
He knew how to handle the whole orchestra.
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#35
What do you call a belt made of watches at a concert?
A waist of time with good rhythm.
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#36
Why did the music note break up with the rest?
It felt too flat in the relationship.
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#37
What's an electrician's favorite instrument?
The conductor.
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#38
Why do violinists make bad comedians?
Their timing is always off-key.
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#39
What did the triangle say to the circle at the concert?
You have no point.
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#40
What's a zombie's favorite instrument?
The organ.
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#41
Why are pianos hard to get into?
Because the keys are on the inside.
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#42
What's a frog's favorite type of music?
Hip-hop.
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#43
What did the guitar say to the rockstar?
Stop picking on me.
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#44
Why was the jazz musician thrown out of the restaurant?
He was playing with his food.
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#45
What do you call a musical cat?
A purr-cussionist.
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#46
Why was the music library so noisy?
Too many books on records.
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#47
What did the bass say to the fisherman?
That's not the kind of bass I meant.
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#48
What's a tree's favorite instrument?
A log drum.
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#49
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
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#50
What kind of music do planets sing?
Neptunes.
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