#1
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
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#2
Why does Santa go down chimneys?
Because it soots him.
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#3
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
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#4
What does a gingerbread man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets.
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#5
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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#6
What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day?
Sandy Claws.
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#7
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
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#8
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
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#9
Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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#10
What's a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap.
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#11
What do ghosts eat for dinner on Halloween?
Spook-ghetti.
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#12
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
He had no body to go with.
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#13
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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#14
What's a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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#15
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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#16
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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#17
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we'll go places.
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#18
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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#19
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr.
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#20
What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Baaaah humbug.
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#21
What's a snowman's favorite snack?
Ice Krispies.
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#22
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No-eye-deer.
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#23
Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
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#24
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.
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#25
Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a party?
Because you can really have a ball.
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#26
What did one Valentine's Day card say to the other?
Don't fold under pressure.
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#27
What do you give a sick bird for Valentine's Day?
A tweetment.
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#28
Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck.
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#29
What kind of music do leprechauns listen to?
Sham-rock.
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#30
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
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#31
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
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#32
How do sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
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#33
What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
That's my filling.
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#34
What do you get when you drop a turkey?
A fowl ball.
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#35
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles.
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#36
What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
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#37
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
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#38
Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Because Mrs. Claus told him to stop using the front door.
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#39
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
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#40
What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I'm falling for you.
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#41
Why did the scarecrow get an award at the harvest festival?
He was outstanding in his field.
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#42
What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
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#43
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause.
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#44
What does January say to December?
Year's to you, pal.
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#45
Why do candles always go to summer camp?
Because they want to be brighter.
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#46
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
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#47
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
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#48
What do you call a New Year's resolution?
A to-don't list by February.
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#49
Why did the firework go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little brighter.
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#50
What's the Fourth of July's favorite game?
Sparks and recreation.
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