Dad Joke Calendar — December 2026

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	1What do you call a fake noodle? (remix)...	2Why did the scarecrow win an award? (rem...	3I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. (...	4What did the ocean say to the beach? (re...	5Why don't eggs tell jokes? (remix)...	6What do you call a bear with no teeth? (...
7I used to hate facial hair... (remix)...	8Why did the math book look so sad? (remi...	9What do you call a dog that does magic? ...	10I told my wife she was drawing her eyebr...	11What's the best thing about Switzerland?...	12Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? (r...	13What do you call a fish without eyes? (r...
14I'm on a seafood diet. (remix)...	15What did the grape do when it got steppe...	16Why don't skeletons fight each other? (r...	17What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (remix...	18How does a penguin build its house? (rem...	19Why did the coffee file a police report?...	20What do you call a factory that makes ok...
21Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pa...	22What do you call cheese that isn't yours...	23I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. (re...	24What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? (r...	25How do trees access the internet? (remix...	26What's brown and sticky? (remix)...	27What do you call a man with a rubber toe...
28I just watched a program about beavers. ...	29What do you call a belt made of watches?...	30Why did the stadium get hot after the ga...	31How do you make an egg roll? (remix)...

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