Dad Joke Calendar — June 2026

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1What breed of dog can jump higher than b...	2What do you call a bear with no socks on...	3Why don't mountains get cold in the wint...	4How do you impress a baker?...	5What do you call a knight who is afraid ...	6What do Alexander the Great and Winnie t...	7Where do math teachers go on vacation?...
8What do you call a toothless bear?...	9I was going to tell a time-traveling jok...	10Why do fathers feel the need to tell suc...	11I used to be a shoe salesman....	12What's ET short for?...	13Why did the old man fall in the well?...	14What's worse than finding a worm in your...
15What do you call a magician who lost the...	16Why do fathers take an extra pair of soc...	17What do you call an illegally parked fro...	18What do you call a snowman with a six-pa...	19What did one snowman say to the other?...	20What do you call a sleeping bull?...	21What did the buffalo say to his son when...
22I just flew in from New York....	23I'm terrified of elevators....	24What do you call a pile of cats?...	25What do you call a horse that lives next...	26Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen ...	27Why are elevator jokes so classic and go...	28Did you hear about the cheese factory th...
29I stayed up all night wondering where th...	30What do you call a row of rabbits jumpin...

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