Dad Joke Calendar — March 2026

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						1Why did the picture go to jail?...
2What do lawyers wear to court?...	3How do you make holy water?...	4What do you call a fake stone in Ireland...	5Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?...	6What did the pirate say on his 80th birt...	7Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going t...	8What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?...
9I used to play piano by ear....	10What sits at the bottom of the sea and t...	11Why did the PowerPoint cross the road?...	12What do you call a dog on the beach in s...	13Why did the student eat his homework?...	14What's a vampire's favorite fruit?...	15Why do mushrooms get invited to all the ...
16What did the left eye say to the right e...	17What kind of car does an egg drive?...	18Why did the man put his money in the fre...	19What do you call a cow with no legs?...	20Why don't some couples go to the gym?...	21What do you call a line of men waiting t...	22How does a rabbi make coffee?...
23Why did the cookie go to the hospital?...	24What did the little corn say to the mama...	25Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?...	26What do you call a snobbish criminal goi...	27I only know 25 letters of the alphabet....	28What did one hat say to the other?...	29How do celebrities stay cool?...
30Why are ghosts such bad liars?...	31Why do dads always carry a spare pair of...

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