Dad Joke Calendar — November 2026

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						1Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pa...
2What do you call cheese that isn't yours...	3I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. (re...	4What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? (r...	5How do trees access the internet? (remix...	6What's brown and sticky? (remix)...	7What do you call a man with a rubber toe...	8I just watched a program about beavers. ...
9What do you call a belt made of watches?...	10Why did the stadium get hot after the ga...	11How do you make an egg roll? (remix)...	12What's orange and sounds like a parrot? ...	13How do you organize a space party? (remi...	14Why do chicken coops only have two doors...	15What did the janitor say when he jumped ...
16I'm afraid for the calendar. (remix)...	17Why don't oysters share their pearls? (r...	18What do you call a deer with no eyes? (r...	19How do you make a tissue dance? (remix)...	20What did one wall say to the other wall?...	21Why don't programmers like nature? (remi...	22I got fired from my job at the calendar ...
23What do you call a pig that does karate?...	24Why did the tomato turn red? (remix)...	25What do you call a can opener that doesn...	26How does Moses make his coffee? (remix)...	27Why do bees have sticky hair? (remix)...	28What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?...	29What do you call a man who tells dad jok...
30Why don't scientists trust atoms? (remix...

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