Dad Joke Calendar — May 2026

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
				1What do you call an elephant that doesn'...	2Why don't eggs go on adventures?...	3What does a house wear?...
4Why was the broom late?...	5What do you call a crocodile that likes ...	6What did zero say to eight?...	7What kind of shoes do spies wear?...	8Why did the picture go to jail?...	9What did the shark say when he ate the c...	10What do you call a duck that gets all A'...
11Why don't anteaters ever get sick?...	12What do you call birds that stick togeth...	13I used to be a banker....	14My wife told me to stop impersonating a ...	15Want to hear a joke about a roof?...	16Why did the bullet lose his job?...	17What do you call a baby monkey?...
18Why do cows wear bells?...	19I told a chemistry joke....	20What do you call a line of rabbits walki...	21Where do fruits go on vacation?...	22Why did the gym close down?...	23How do you make a lemon drop?...	24What did the traffic light say to the ca...
25Why did the bicycle collapse?...	26What do clouds wear under their shorts?...	27What do you call a dinosaur with an exte...	28Why did the chicken join a band?...	29What do you call a sad cup of coffee?...	30I used to run a dating service for chick...	31Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?...

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