Dad Joke Calendar — October 2026

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			1What did one wall say to the other wall?...	2Why don't programmers like nature? (remi...	3I got fired from my job at the calendar ...	4What do you call a pig that does karate?...
5Why did the tomato turn red? (remix)...	6What do you call a can opener that doesn...	7How does Moses make his coffee? (remix)...	8Why do bees have sticky hair? (remix)...	9What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?...	10What do you call a man who tells dad jok...	11Why don't scientists trust atoms? (remix...
12What do you call a fake noodle? (remix)...	13Why did the scarecrow win an award? (rem...	14I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. (...	15What did the ocean say to the beach? (re...	16Why don't eggs tell jokes? (remix)...	17What do you call a bear with no teeth? (...	18I used to hate facial hair... (remix)...
19Why did the math book look so sad? (remi...	20What do you call a dog that does magic? ...	21I told my wife she was drawing her eyebr...	22What's the best thing about Switzerland?...	23Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? (r...	24What do you call a fish without eyes? (r...	25I'm on a seafood diet. (remix)...
26What did the grape do when it got steppe...	27Why don't skeletons fight each other? (r...	28What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (remix...	29How does a penguin build its house? (rem...	30Why did the coffee file a police report?...	31What do you call a factory that makes ok...

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