Dad Joke Calendar — August 2026

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					1What do you call a belt made of watches?...	2Why did the stadium get hot after the ga...
3How do you make an egg roll? (remix)...	4What's orange and sounds like a parrot? ...	5How do you organize a space party? (remi...	6Why do chicken coops only have two doors...	7What did the janitor say when he jumped ...	8I'm afraid for the calendar. (remix)...	9Why don't oysters share their pearls? (r...
10What do you call a deer with no eyes? (r...	11How do you make a tissue dance? (remix)...	12What did one wall say to the other wall?...	13Why don't programmers like nature? (remi...	14I got fired from my job at the calendar ...	15What do you call a pig that does karate?...	16Why did the tomato turn red? (remix)...
17What do you call a can opener that doesn...	18How does Moses make his coffee? (remix)...	19Why do bees have sticky hair? (remix)...	20What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?...	21What do you call a man who tells dad jok...	22Why don't scientists trust atoms? (remix...	23What do you call a fake noodle? (remix)...
24Why did the scarecrow win an award? (rem...	25I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. (...	26What did the ocean say to the beach? (re...	27Why don't eggs tell jokes? (remix)...	28What do you call a bear with no teeth? (...	29I used to hate facial hair... (remix)...	30Why did the math book look so sad? (remi...
31What do you call a dog that does magic? ...

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