Dad Joke Calendar — February 2026

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
						1How do you make an egg roll?...
2What's orange and sounds like a parrot?...	3How do you organize a space party?...	4Why do chicken coops only have two doors...	5What did the janitor say when he jumped ...	6I'm afraid for the calendar....	7Why don't oysters share their pearls?...	8What do you call a deer with no eyes?...
9How do you make a tissue dance?...	10What did one wall say to the other wall?...	11Why don't programmers like nature?...	12I got fired from my job at the calendar ...	13What do you call a pig that does karate?...	14Why did the tomato turn red?...	15What do you call a can opener that doesn...
16How does Moses make his coffee?...	17Why do bees have sticky hair?...	18What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?...	19What do you call a man who tells dad jok...	20Why did the invisible man turn down the ...	21What do you get when you cross a snowman...	22What kind of music do mummies listen to?...
23How do you catch a squirrel?...	24Why couldn't the leopard play hide and s...	25What do you call a train carrying bubble...	26What did the buffalo say when his kid we...	27Why don't scientists trust stairs?...	28What do you call a shoe made of a banana...

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