Dad Joke Calendar — July 2026

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		1Did you hear about the claustrophobic as...	2What do you call two octopuses that look...	3Why don't scientists trust atoms? (remix...	4What do you call a fake noodle? (remix)...	5Why did the scarecrow win an award? (rem...
6I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. (...	7What did the ocean say to the beach? (re...	8Why don't eggs tell jokes? (remix)...	9What do you call a bear with no teeth? (...	10I used to hate facial hair... (remix)...	11Why did the math book look so sad? (remi...	12What do you call a dog that does magic? ...
13I told my wife she was drawing her eyebr...	14What's the best thing about Switzerland?...	15Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? (r...	16What do you call a fish without eyes? (r...	17I'm on a seafood diet. (remix)...	18What did the grape do when it got steppe...	19Why don't skeletons fight each other? (r...
20What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (remix...	21How does a penguin build its house? (rem...	22Why did the coffee file a police report?...	23What do you call a factory that makes ok...	24Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pa...	25What do you call cheese that isn't yours...	26I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. (re...
27What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? (r...	28How do trees access the internet? (remix...	29What's brown and sticky? (remix)...	30What do you call a man with a rubber toe...	31I just watched a program about beavers. ...

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