Dad Joke Calendar — April 2026

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		1What do you call an alligator wearing a ...	2Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the g...	3What do you call a dinosaur that crashes...	4Why was the big cat disqualified from th...	5What kind of tea is hard to swallow?...
6I asked my dog what's two minus two....	7What do you call a cow in an earthquake?...	8Why do fathers take an extra pair of soc...	9How do you get a country girl's attentio...	10What did the baby corn say to mama corn?...	11What do you call a boomerang that doesn'...	12Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?...
13What's Forrest Gump's password?...	14I used to be addicted to soap....	15What do sprinters eat before a race?...	16Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the ...	17What do dentists call their x-rays?...	18Did you hear about the restaurant on the...	19Want to hear a joke about construction?...
20Want to hear a joke about paper?...	21Why can't you trust the king of the jung...	22Why do ducks have tail feathers?...	23What did the fish say when it hit the wa...	24What do you call a hippie's wife?...	25I've got a great joke about amnesia....	26What do you get from a pampered cow?...
27Why did the man fall down the well?...	28What do you call a fly without wings?...	29How do you find Will Smith in the snow?...	30Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?...

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