Dad Joke Calendar — January 2026

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			1Why don't scientists trust atoms?...	2What do you call a fake noodle?...	3Why did the scarecrow win an award?...	4I'm reading a book about anti-gravity....
5What did the ocean say to the beach?...	6Why don't eggs tell jokes?...	7What do you call a bear with no teeth?...	8I used to hate facial hair......	9Why did the math book look so sad?...	10What do you call a dog that does magic?...	11I told my wife she was drawing her eyebr...
12What's the best thing about Switzerland?...	13Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?...	14What do you call a fish without eyes?...	15I'm on a seafood diet....	16What did the grape do when it got steppe...	17Why don't skeletons fight each other?...	18What do you call a lazy kangaroo?...
19How does a penguin build its house?...	20Why did the coffee file a police report?...	21What do you call a factory that makes ok...	22Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pa...	23What do you call cheese that isn't yours...	24I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....	25What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?...
26How do trees access the internet?...	27What's brown and sticky?...	28What do you call a man with a rubber toe...	29I just watched a program about beavers....	30What do you call a belt made of watches?...	31Why did the stadium get hot after the ga...

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