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Sunday, May 3, 2026

Happy Sunday, Dad Joke Corps!

🀣 Today's Top Groaner
The Dad Joke Corps, gather 'round! Today's joke is a real step up...

Why don't I trust stairs?

Because... πŸ₯

...they're always up to something!
πŸ˜‚ Bonus Chuckle
What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!
😬 Groan-O-Meter
Our expert panel gives today's main joke: 4 out of 5 Groans! (It truly ascended to new heights of hilarity!)
πŸ’‘ Family Fun Fact
Did you know that the average cloud weighs about 1.1 million pounds? That's roughly the weight of 100 elephants!
✨ Fun Fact: Honey never spoils!
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