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Monday, May 4, 2026

Happy Monday, Dad Joke Corps! May the 4th be with your funny bone!

πŸ˜‚ Today's Top Groan-Getter
Good morning, Dad Joke Corps! Ready for a ghostly chuckle to kick off your week?

Why did the young ghost refuse to go on a date?

He said he was waiting for his...

...ghoul-friend!
🎁 Bonus Chuckle
Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!
😩 Groan Rating
😩😩😩😩 (4/5 Groans – That's a classic, folks!)
✨ Fun Fact: Did you know a group of owls is called a parliament? Wise choice!
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