Happy Monday, Dad Joke Corps! May the 4th be with your funny bone!
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π Today's Top Groan-Getter
Good morning, Dad Joke Corps! Ready for a ghostly chuckle to kick off your week?
Why did the young ghost refuse to go on a date?
He said he was waiting for his...
...ghoul-friend!
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π Bonus Chuckle
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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π© Groan Rating
π©π©π©π© (4/5 Groans β That's a classic, folks!)
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✨ Fun Fact: Did you know a group of owls is called a parliament? Wise choice!
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Keep spreading the smiles, Dad Joke Corps!
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