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A Butcher's Bad Day πŸ₯©

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Happy Saturday, Dad Joke Corps!

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Your Daily Dose of Groan
Alright, Dad Joke Corps, gather 'round! Today's main joke might make you wince... in the best way possible. Ready for it?

Why did the butcher get a little behind on his work?

Because he accidentally... πŸ₯
...backed into his meat grinder!

Groan Rating: 4/5 😬


Bonus Joke!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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Did you know that a group of pugs is called a 'grumble'? Imagine the adorable sounds!
✨ Fun Fact: A group of pugs is called a 'grumble'.
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