Happy Sunday, Dad Joke Corps!
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π Today's Top Tier Groaner
Good morning, Dad Joke Corps! Hope your Sunday is off to a delightful start, perhaps with a cup of coffee and a chuckle. We've got a fresh one today that's ready to serve up some serious eye-rolls. Get ready for it...
What do you call corn that joins the army?
...A Kernel!
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π Bonus Chuckle
Just when you thought it was safe to put down your groan-meter, here's another one to keep you on your toes:
People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.
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ometer Groan Rating
ββββ (4/5 Groans)
This one hits that sweet spot of predictable yet utterly unavoidable punnery. The kind that makes you smile despite yourself, then immediately regret it. A true classic in the dad joke arsenal!
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π‘ Family Fun Fact
Did you know that corn is technically a grain, but it's also considered a fruit and a vegetable? It's a true triple threat! And here's a fun tidbit: the oldest popcorn ever found was approximately 5,600 years old and discovered in New Mexico. Talk about an ancient snack!
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✨ Fun Fact: A single ear of corn always has an even number of rows.
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Play a Word Game! →
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Keep those kernels of wisdom popping!
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What's your favorite way to enjoy corn?
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NEW ✨
A2z Word Finder is now an iPhone & iPad app
All 30 dictionaries fully offline, every solver from the site, plus the new Board Coach that reads a photo of your board and finds your best move. Free to download.
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Enjoyed this? Forward to a friend who would love it. Safe to share with the whole family.
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