Thursday's Thrills for The Dad Joke Corps!
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π§ββοΈ Today's Top Tier Groan-Getter! π§ββοΈ
Hello, The Dad Joke Corps!
Ready for a joke that's so good, it's almost... magical? We've conjured up a real classic for you today. Make sure you're not trying to cast any spells while reading this, or you might just accidentally summon a fit of giggles!
Here we go, deep breath...
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
...Drumroll please...
Spelling!
Groan Rating: 4 out of 5 Groans! That's a solid, cringeworthy classic right there. Perfect for sharing with your favorite little goblins and ghouls!
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π Bonus Chuckle! π
Just when you thought the fun was over, here's a little something extra to brighten your day! This one's perfect for autumn, but let's be honest, dad jokes are in season all year round!
Why do pumpkins sit on peopleβs porches?
Because they have no hands to knock on the door!
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π¨ Family Fun Fact! π¨
Did you know that the Mona Lisa, one of the most famous paintings in the world, doesn't have any eyebrows? Art historians believe it was common in Renaissance Florence for women to shave or pluck their eyebrows completely!
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✨ Fun Fact: The shortest war in history lasted only 38 to 45 minutes!
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Play 'Word Witches' Now! →
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Keep those groans coming! Your editor, ready for the next chuckle.
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Which magical creature would you most like to have as a pet?
A) A friendly dragon
B) A mischievous fairy
C) A wise owl
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NEW ✨
A2z Word Finder is now an iPhone & iPad app
All 30 dictionaries fully offline, every solver from the site, plus the new Board Coach that reads a photo of your board and finds your best move. Free to download.
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Enjoyed this? Forward to a friend who would love it. Safe to share with the whole family.
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