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Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Your Daily Dose of Delightful Groans for April 29, 2026!

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

...Because it was having window panes!
🎁 🎁 Bonus Giggle!
We couldn't resist sneaking in one more for you:

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!
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Today's main joke earns a solid 4 out of 5 groans on our official Groan-O-Meter! A truly classic play on words that hits just right.
✨ Fun Fact: Did you know that a group of pugs is adorably called a 'grumble'? Now that's a cute collective noun!
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