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Monday, April 20, 2026

A Nightly Grin, A Cosmic Win!

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Good morning, The Dad Joke Corps! Ready for a joke that's truly out of this world (or, at least, out of your mouth)?

Why are dentures such big fans of the night sky?
πŸ₯ πŸ₯ The Grand Reveal
Give up? Because just like stars, they always come out at night!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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Our expert panel rates today's main joke a solid 4/5 groans. A stellar performance!
🧠 🧠 Brain Tickler
Did you know there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on all the beaches on Earth? Talk about infinite possibilities!
✨ Fun Fact: The universe is estimated to contain more than 100 billion galaxies!
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