Happy Saturday, Dad Joke Corps! Get Ready to Plunge into Puns! 🌊
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🤿 Your Main Dive-in Joke!
Good morning, Dad Joke Corps! Hope you're ready for a splash of humor this Saturday. Today's main event is a classic that's sure to make you take a deep breath...
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
...Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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🎣 Bonus Buoyancy!
Still gasping for more? Here's a little extra something to make you chuckle (or groan louder)...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
...Fsh!
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😖 The Groan-O-Meter!
On a scale of 1 to 5, how much did that make you want to sink to the bottom of the ocean?
Our Official Rating: 4/5 Groans!
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✨ Fun Fact: Did you know a group of fish is called a 'school' or a 'shoal'? But it's still fun to imagine them in tiny classrooms!
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Keep swimming in laughter, The Grande Web Network Team!
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Which part of today's newsletter made you smile (or groan) the most? - The Main Joke
- The Bonus Joke
- The Fun Fact
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Enjoyed this? Forward to a friend who would love it. Safe to share with the whole family.
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